My husband is currently sitting on our couch playing Halo 2. Actually, the more accurate statement would be that he's been sitting on our couch playing Halo 2 every spare waking moment for the last three days. I am agape at the endless capacity of men to do something so pointless for such a long stretch of time. Dan tells me that this activity is justified because a group of guys from our church are getting together this weekend to play each other in Halo 2 and "I need to defend my honor, because they threatened to snipe me."

There you have it, people. Our honor comes down to how much butt we can kick in Halo 2.