Look at this picture. What do you think the little green object I'm holding in my hand is? The rules are that you must post your first guess in the comments section after you find out what this unidentified object is.

So here's the story. Last Friday, I was cleaning our apartment. As part of this massive undertaking (don't kid yourself about the amount of mess two childless adults can create in one week) I too the sheets off our bed to wash them. In the process of pulling up the fitted sheet, this bright green object flew up into the air and hit me on the head, much like an alien saucer. I picked it up and realized that it is a piece of plastic food from the play kitchen in the Sunday School classroom at our church where Dan and I teach a group of kids on Wednesday nights. Specifically, it's a replica serving of English peas. Check it out:

I knew I hadn't brought this object home, so I figured it was somehow Dan's doing. When I called him at work, he said "Oh, yeah, on Wednesday during class, I was holding that and standing behind you and I thought it would be funny to put it in the hood of your sweater and see if you noticed. You didn't."
So I walked around with a piece of plastic food in my sweater for probably two hours before I came home, took off the sweater and somehow got this thing wound up in our sheets. Dan has never been prouder of himself.