The wonders of Google never cease. If you type "(Your name) needs" into google, it will generate a random list of statements about your needs. According to Google, these are the things I need. I should give credit to my friend Chuck, from whose blog I stole this. Drum roll please:
Haley needs a fair amount of exercise and would probably do best with a fenced in yard, walks and playmate to help.
If Haley ever needs any of the money, the court has to be petitioned for any and every penny that is released.
Haley needs help circumventing security protocols.
Haley needs to avoid procrastination and try to be more reliable and punctual. (That is so true.)
Haley needs to be more involved with family.
Haley needs a lifestyle.
Haley needs to put on some weight. (Survey says ... not true!)
Haley needs to fix the streets.
Haley needs more details to make the posters.
Haley needs a home with no other cats or dogs. (You hear that, Dan?)
Haley also needs new glasses. (I do! Mine are so old and bent!)
So there you have it. My needs according to Google. Feel free to help me get or do any of those things.
Comments (11)
I noticed it said "no other cats or dogs". BUT it didn't say anything about not getting a monkey. :)
Posted by Mike | October 27, 2005 10:09 AM
Posted on October 27, 2005 10:09
Mike! You know how I feel about monkeys!
Posted by Haley | October 27, 2005 2:19 PM
Posted on October 27, 2005 14:19
Oh my gosh. I typed my name (Haley) into google for a bulletin and the stuff you posted into you blog came up!!
-Some OTHER Haley
Posted by Haley | March 4, 2006 11:58 AM
Posted on March 4, 2006 11:58
my names haley!!
Posted by HALEY | April 9, 2006 1:10 AM
Posted on April 9, 2006 01:10
Lmao wow a bunch of Haley's did this and got your blog.. thats aWESOME hehe
Posted by Haley | May 20, 2006 7:19 PM
Posted on May 20, 2006 19:19
I typed my name (haley) into google as well and that is how I found this.... how funny!
Posted by Haley G | August 31, 2006 10:20 AM
Posted on August 31, 2006 10:20
same here!
Posted by haley | November 11, 2006 9:00 PM
Posted on November 11, 2006 21:00
Go the monkeys!!!
Posted by haley Littlewood | November 22, 2006 4:31 PM
Posted on November 22, 2006 16:31
ooh i'm a HALEY!! its weird to see my (our) name all over this page..makes me giggle ;)
Posted by Haley b | November 29, 2006 7:41 PM
Posted on November 29, 2006 19:41
hahaha same here i typed my name *haley* and got this lol i havent seen so many people who spell there name the same way i do everyone usually spells it hailey
Posted by haley | June 20, 2007 10:15 PM
Posted on June 20, 2007 22:15
I'm from Colorado and saw the worst "Haley" Spelling...Hayleigh?
Posted by Haley | July 17, 2007 10:59 AM
Posted on July 17, 2007 10:59