In news that no one else cares about: Congratulations to Rupert Murdoch on his successful acquisition of the Dow Jones & Co., and with it, the Wall Street Journal. Of course, the fact that the man who brought you The Star and Fox News now owns one of the nation's bastions of great print journalism pretty much means that the Journalistic End Times are upon us. And that it's just a matter of time before the Journal plays patriotic theme music when you open it and gives front-page coverage to Britney Spears complete with commentary by Bill O' Reilly.

So, you know, cheers. I think I'm going to cry.