This should not be taken as any sort of insight into how I'll be voting in a few weeks, and if you are expecting me to blog about that, you'll never take me alive. But the other day I was leaving a restaurant and saw this bumper sticker. As someone who isn't a card-carrying member of either major political party but did, with great pride, line up to join my fellow countrymen in buying the last Harry Potter book the day it came out, I laughed pretty hard.

